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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a joke without a punchline?"
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"What kind of pants does mario wear? DENIM DENIM DENIM"
"I'm totally fine with everyone leaving the country if Trump wins or if Hillary wins. I need more space"
"Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet"""
"My therapist claims I'm a narcissist, but what does he know? Clearly not as much as me."
"If life was reddit... I'd still be unpopular"
"*scrawls note on deserted isle* TRAPPED ON ISLAND! HELP ME! *sends off in bottle* *it returns, months later, with reply* NEW BOTTLE WHO DIS?"
"When I see a homeless person, I usually don't give them money. I just go out and buy some drugs for them."
"Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord."
"We used to have a woman at my school who educated us about life in a certain east Asian country She was our Korea officer"