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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a joke without a punchline?"
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"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"
"Guy stole my bike so I got in a cab & said follow that guy! He said sure, whats his twitter name? We laughed & hi-fived & I need a new bike."
"Text response from a confused carcass: I decay."
"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."
"Did you hear about the electrician who bought a Camaro using money he got from scrap wire? He really crimped and saved"
"my lawyer wants me to turn myself into the police but I keep telling him impersonating a cop is what got me into trouble in the first place"
"I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone."
"Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, ""Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"" The blonde yells back ""You are on the other side!"""
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg."