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Joke of the Day
"I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone."
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"Deep Thoughts Do you think that, when two police officers are having sex, they appreciate the fact that they are copulating?"
"Where do famous snakes go? Down in hisssstory!"
"I went on a date with a dolphin today, we just clicked."
"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *hits wall outlet *has amazing time being electrocuted"
"What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission"
"Why is Texas the ""Lone Star"" state? It was rated out of five."
"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."
"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"
"I Am a spy who has worked for the Mossad the last 23 years. Ask Me Nothing."