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Joke of the Day
"I just saw 125 spf sunblock. Maybe going outside isn't for everyone."
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"They say in a group of friends, there's always one person who's probably a psychopathic killer. There's no group now... I couldn't take that chance."
"Don't move, I know what I'm doing. *takes a nap"
"What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp? Methy"
"Hillary Joke Hillary's campaign manager asks Hillary: - What do you like more, New Year's or sex? - New Year's - Why? - It happens more often"
"He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!"
"Guys, I figured out a better way to pretend you died mid-type! All you need to do is hold dooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Why did the Indian not show up for work? He was Sikh."
"What's Brown and Sticky? A stick!"
"Oklahoma State's student union got shut down today because of a gun threat It turns out it was just a calculator. Don't people know that a calculator is for math deduction not mass destruction?"