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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg."
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"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""
"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."
"Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's ""Wrecking Ball"" video. ""Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"""
"A Roman gladiator walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers, please!"""
"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? Who cares?"
"Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off. Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: ""Lay off the methamphetamine."""
"Co-worker: ""If you love something, set it free, if it comes back it's yours to k.."" Me - ""THOSE ARE BOOMERANGS, MICHELLE."""
"If procrastionation was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later."
"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."