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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the people that Trump didn't pick to be in his cabinet? Qualified."
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"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."
"what do you call a baby in the middle of the ocean without arms or legs? fucked."
"Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married? The court said they *cant-eloupe*"
"A kiss so passionate you have first degree burns from the melted cheese on the pizza."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline."
"What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's? A stutterer."
"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"