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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the people that Trump didn't pick to be in his cabinet? Qualified."
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"My colleague was fired for stealing printer cartridges He was caught magenta handed."
"What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? ""Are you done?"""
"My wife set up a spycam and found out my sons ""speech impediment"" was from 5 years of me talking to him in Borat voice while she was at work"
"I put the 'fun' in functional alcoholic."
"What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times."
"What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !"
"If Trump wins the election, Mexicans be like.. [removed]"
"What do you call a kid with no friends!? A Sandy Hook survivor!!"
"I was woken on the plane by a panicky stewardess That's how i lost my job as a pilot."