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Joke of the Day

"A kiss so passionate you have first degree burns from the melted cheese on the pizza."

"How did Canada get its name? C eh, N eh, D eh."

"What comes after sextillion? Babytillion! (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta away!"

"What does Hillary Clinton say when she's unhappy at a restaurant? Can I have a different server?"

"I went skiing yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there."

"An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms. He says, ""they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair"". [Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)"

"Facebook features three types of women: hot, Photoshopped hot, and a dog for a profile pic."

"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"

"What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? ""Dam"""