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Joke of the Day

"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"

"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."

"I was going to tell a gay joke Butt fuck it! Not saying it's original but still funny"

"Triple entendre The word ""masturbate"" is only three syllables. It seems a lot longer to me."

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"If you miss your ex Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again"

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin"

"I told a girl she would look better with her hair back and she got really offended. Chemo patients are so sensitive."

"You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself That's your parents job."

"I love Summer. Two weeks of doing absolutely f*ck all. And, once my boss gets back, I get to go on holiday as well."