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Joke of the Day
"It's tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."
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"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."
"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm incontinent No time to talk."
"What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common? the harder you hit 'em the more english you get"
"I'm very ugly. But two minus make a plus, so we alright"
"Ever since I became asexual I've found I have to repeat myself a lot. ... You're not getting it? Neither am I. ... Let me reiterate."
"They say you should test your fire alarm once a month... But it's costing me a fortune in houses!"
"Animals are better than people because they can't talk"
"I've grown up a lot recently. For example, I used to drink beer all day and now I drink wine."
"How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish? He yelled, ""A u, fish!"""