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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."
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"C, Eb, and G walk into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."" So Eb leaves, and C and G have a fifth between them."
"Who called it a ""backpack"" and not, ""the sexiest way to deliver bees to an ex."""
"Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes please What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well you won't be empty-handed will you!"
"What's a hotdog's best subject in school? History. Because history has always been written by wieners."
"What does school and the male reproductive organ have in common? Most of the time it's hard and long - unless you're Asian."
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision."
"Now that I have teenagers I understand why some animals eat their young."
"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."
"I like Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses but down under."