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Joke of the Day
"Karma is like 69: ""You get, what you give"
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"Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting."
"What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy."
"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."
"I was pretty shocked when my dad came out of the closet. Now I can only wonder if my other dad knows."
"Knock Knock? Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS!"
"NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIDE DISH I'M BRINGING BUT I'M ANNOYED SO IT WILL BE SOMETHING MASHED"
"I've been debating with myself about masturbating... On one hand it feels great... Edit: Thanks Bo"
"What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola takes longer to burn."
"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."