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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a soda that's really sad? So Dapressed. I'll leave now."
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"Everybody was Feng Shui fighting, those cats improved my ambient lighting."
"What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something? Sir Charge"
"What do they say in vegetable church? Lettuce pray."
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? You smell carrots?"
"I like to fill my medicine cabinet with marbles before I invite people over."
"What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin."
"Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table... The waiter comes by and asks ""What are you celebrating?"" They say ""We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? (Most people respond, ""Arrr!"") That's what I thought too, but it turns out their hearts belong to the 'C'."
"It's like 10,000 goons When all you need Is a knight"