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Joke of the Day
"What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? (Pointing to each in turn) Ho! Ho! Ho!"
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"What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"
"What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!"
"Shouldn't there have been ONE scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel's mom was like ""Why are you constantly in that old man's shed?"""
"Decided to burn a lot of calories today So I lit a fat kid on fire."
"Cargo pants are for when you want to wear khakis, but also want to be a backpack."
"Rich guy does it: 50 Shades of Grey. Poor guy does it: Cops."
"What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush."
"What has six balls and screws everybody? The lottery."
"This grocery store is playing ""Freebird"" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey."