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Joke of the Day

"How do you write a song that appeals to the gay audience? Just sit on a D! Edit: I tried this out on several of my gay friends n they loved it"

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"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? I'm in a High Occupancy lane Cop: Yes...wait IS THAT A JOINT? Yeah I'm HIGH lol Cop: My bad, free to go"
"180 degree Celsius = pi radian Celsius"
"Jokes on you redditor If you are reading this... you proved it."
"What do you call a dog in a submarine? A subwoofer"
"I'll be over there in a second Just give me a minute"
"What did tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll hang around."
" I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!"
"that awkward feeling. when you are sitting on the toilet and forgot to lock the door and your boss walks in... and your pants are up."
"A good one my buddy told me ""It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally."""