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Joke of the Day
"Kellyanne Conway can't receive PDF's in her email so she uses an alternative: Fax"
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"When asked about his religious beliefs, Donald Trump states that he... ""definitely believes in a higher tower""."
"I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail."
"I didn't like my beard at first.. Then it started to grow on me"
"What is it called when Al Gore comes up with a solution to a problem? An Al-Gore-ithm. I'll see myself out."
"Did I ever post my Alzheimer's joke?"
"I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it."
"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, I am okay."
"Now that ""twerking"" is in the Oxford dictionary, we probably can go back to grunting and hitting things to communicate."
"I have a tattoo of a tiger shirt underneath my tiger shirt so when I take off my tiger shirt BOOM tiger shirt"