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Joke of the Day
"Dracula Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count."
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"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."
"Jeff: i'm pro gun. Me: i'm anti gun. Greg: i'm vegan. Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun."
"Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves."
"My mum tells me that she turns the internet off when she goes to bed, incase you're wondering why your screen just went blank."
"Sorry I headbutted you, I was gonna punch you but, I was holding wine."
"Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth."
"What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror? Han Double"
"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."
"Apparently, Emma Watson is to star in the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. If this turns out to be true, by the end of that movie my peni$ will be fifty shades of purple."