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Joke of the Day
"How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day? Solo"
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"So hacker group Anonymous declared war on ISIS. Probably the closest ISIS will get to 72 virgins."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he's 5 years old :o)"
"Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham? WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?"
"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""
"While it's true that gay marriage doesn't nullify straight marriage, if Beyonce was born on your birthday it's not your birthday anymore."
"Whenever I Think Of Books I touch my shelf."
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they're not confused with feminist. Sorry."
"I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings. You could say I have a complex complex complex."
"I could never be on a reality show because I wouldn't want my mom to see the faces I make when I talk to her on the phone."