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Joke of the Day
"How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father's Day? Solo"
Next Joke
"What's the name for a person that only gives massages to men? A massagonist."
"I'm adopted and I'm glad my parents were at least honest enough to tell me. But why everyday?"
"How did the geometry teach kill himself? He used a hypote-""noose"""
"Told my friends I couldn't make it to happy hour. Didn't tell them it's because I want to sit around sans pants and eat cheese for a while."
"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""
"I asked my boss... I asked my boss what he wanted me to do with a large roll of bubble wrap. He told me to pop it in the corner. It took me over three hours!"
"Met a redneck magician last night.. Told me he could turn a 12 pack into a case of domestic violence"
"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
"87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math."