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"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"
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"Whats black, white and red all over? 2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!"
"[Bags packed, leaving the ex] Ex:""I hope you have a slow and painful death!"" Me:""So now you want me to stay?"""
"My films ended with the black and white era. The song-writers gone and the music-directors too. Noise rules."
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"Why did John F. Kennedy die? He was too open-minded."
"Sometimes cops don't believe it when I explain that my mom's dying wish was to keep her cremated ashes inside a bag of blow in my glove box."
"The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave."
"Q: What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? A: Out, out, damned Spot!"
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