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Joke of the Day

"My films ended with the black and white era. The song-writers gone and the music-directors too. Noise rules."

"I asked my friend from North Korea how he was doing. He just shrugged and replied, ""I can't complain."""

"he doesnt always use the internet, but when he does, he shares recipes & inspiratiomal quotes. he is..the most pinteresting man in the world"

"I want one of those jobs where people ask, ""Do you actually get paid for doing this?"""

"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"

"How do I explain to this 5yo why it is of paramount importance to use the word kitty instead of pussy in his Mother's day card?"

"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "

"It's sad when a woman has to get breast implants just to keep her husband interested... ...it's even worse when his are still bigger."

"""Eat shit and die!"" -- Fly teaching his son about life"

"I bet you haven't heard of this new movie Constipation... ...it hasn't come out yet."