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Joke of the Day

"Difference between Memory and RAM? What is the difference between Memory and RAM? I can't Memory my junk in a girl's butt."

"What can't you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness... you dirty bastards"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here pardner !"

"Jerry Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach... ... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers."

"Is there a button you can push to take back when you're accidentally nice to someone, so they know you still hate them?"

"What do you call Japanese pussy? Yellowtail"

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""

"Thanks to School, I Now Eat Two Meals a Day... ... breakfast and dinner at home."

"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."