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Joke of the Day

"Difference between Memory and RAM? What is the difference between Memory and RAM? I can't Memory my junk in a girl's butt."

"You eat what (phonetic joke)? Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who?"

"My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."

"I stole a jar of jelly from a friend... While I was blasting some Daft Punk. He chases me down yelling ""That's my jam!"""

"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."

"There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data"

"If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all."

"Being single is nice because I don't have to repeat my mumbled gibberish in a defensive tone."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You give him aids"

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough"