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Joke of the Day
"What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria? Dead parents"
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"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"
"A fun prank if your roommate is a cartoon character is to draw clothes on the mirror so he leaves the house not realizing he's naked."
"Running a custard factory has its challenges You really go through thick and thin."
"What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese."
"Someone told me that you look like an owl."
"My father is Hungarian and my mother is Welsh That makes me well hung...."
"Why do Jewish people have big noses Because air is free"
"""Screw you, my face doesn't look like that at all"" - an actual duck."
"A farmer in (x-town) who rolled over a cart of horse manure... Is reported in ""stable condition."""