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Joke of the Day

"Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"

"Everyone keeps telling me that the holocaust happened.. But I don't know if it Israel."

"the only thing getting in the way of my diet is food"

"What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas"

"Girl, you're like a supermassive black hole... ...because you're incredibly dense, nothing is more attactive than you, and once you suck me in there's no going back."

"Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead."""

"Steps to being cool A) Use the sunglasses face B)"

"What's another nickname for Donald Trump? ##The Annoying Orange."

"What's the difference between dads and boomerangs? The boomerangs always come back."

"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"