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Joke of the Day
"cats are the best because you can pet one while you're talking to someone and look totally evil"
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"""If you don't have anything nice to say, say as much as you can."" - the internet"
"Donal Trump supporters have become exactly what they hate: A minority"
"I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids. 5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor."
"If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body...."
"Baby, you remind me of a perennial... cause you always make me come more than once."
"Yep. Not sure what freaked out the mailman more - that I was naked, or that I knew where he lived."
"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."
"What do you get if you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator."
"You're right, vegetarian. Meat IS murder. ...and I'm sure no bunnies, squirrels or mice died during the harvesting of your garden salad."