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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions? They give me the EBGBs."
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"For girls who said all guys are assholes Who told you do try them all?"
"Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder."
"Whats the difference between a whistle and a rape whistle? one is a cockblocker"
"What does your sex life have in common with a highway bridge? If you have weight limits you aren't going to see as much traffic."
"I'm here to write an article about procrastination Actually I'll do it later remind me"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... give me a beer and a mop."
"TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile I walked in on him while he was in his lab"
"How do drown a hipster? In the main steam"
"I bought some green apples about a week ago I can't believe they're still not ripe"