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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why I don't like simple chord progressions? They give me the EBGBs."
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"What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger? They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done."
"The less you give a damn, the happier you will be."
"If we really want our kids to be smarter, we should require pornstars to moan historical facts during sex"
"A friend's father had been using LOL to mean lots of love. This explained such messages as ""Your grandmother's in the hospital. LOL."""
"What if Hitler killed all the Jews The Fine brothers wouldnt exist. Thats all I wanted to say."
"Why aren't lions cannibals? They can't swallow their pride."
"Whats my knee's favourite channel? Dis-knee channel."
"GF: ""Call me ASAP, it's an emergency!"" Me: ""Hi ASAP, it's an emergency!"""
"What would bears be without Bees Ears"