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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a happy prosecutor? Smiles Edgeworth."

"[wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]"

"Almost had a threeseom. All i needed was 2 more girls."

"The entire Dutch air force was disabled this week. The pilot was sick."

"Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio"

"Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit card? Neither, he used praypal."

"I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. ""Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"""

"The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub and I said a collar and restraints and now I'm not allowed in Subway."

"What do old women and cottage cheese have in common? They come in chunks."

"What is the one riddle that everyone gives up? The riddle of life!"