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Joke of the Day

"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."

"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"

"Did you hear the Miami Heat's new theme song? It's absolute fire"

"So I heard you're having sex with fruit. What are you, fucking bananas?"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"Why can't witches get pregnant? Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!"

"Home alone watching porn What goes black, red,black,red,black,red,black,red, white? A negro wanking"

"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around the front and pretending your dick went all the way through."

"We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house."

"[Nerd joke] What do trespassers have in common with logical fallacies? They both violate the rules of the premises."