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Joke of the Day
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash."
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"I like my women like I like my _____ (Fill in the blank)."
"When things are bad, remember: At least you're not as big an asshole as the guy who invented putting walnuts in chocolate chip cookies."
"What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke? Booooooo, Booooooo"
"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook status."
"Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out."
"donation for swimming pool Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits."
"I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a cellar."