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Joke of the Day

"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."

"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."

"Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom... ...made it impossible to shit post."

"On one hand, I want to stop masturbating but on the other hand, I have my penis..."

"Why did the French chef kill himself Because he lost the huile d'olive."

"I heard they wanted to do an Asian version of Drive but there's already a movie called Crash."

"I was really disappointed when I watched the films Shaft, XXX, X-Men, In To Deep, Snatch, The Box, Free Willy. None of them were what I expected..."

"All mushrooms are edible... Some you can only eat once."

"My mate was killed yesterday, the bookies he worked in collapsed and he was pinned against the wall by boxes of betting slips. Firemen tried to help but the odds were stacked against him."

"Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species."