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Joke of the Day

"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."

"What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards? A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo."

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. and thinks ""Some asshole has my pen""."

"This morning I was at the atm when an elderly woman asked if I could check her balance So I pushed her over"

"How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree? Wave to him!"

"So I was looking for pedophiles in my neighborhood using one of those websites and it asked me to register. Now I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a sex offender"

"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"

"My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy."

"How does father Christmas get away with suing everyone? The Santa Clause"

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."