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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate the headphone jack."

"How the name WIFE was invented They took 1st and last 2 letters of WILDLIFE and invented WIFE :)"

"""The first law of thermodynamics... ... is that you don't talk about thermodynamics."" My lecturer's a hoot."

"The person who is your first and last thought of the day is either the one who has your heart, or who's murder you're secretly plotting."

"A cat goes to the vet with a septic infection. Hello Pus, said the vet."

"What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you? Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk."

"A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe. I told him, 'Narnia Business'."

"Wife: every time we argue, you think you're right.... Me: yes, if I thought you were right, we"

"HELP! We need your best joke you have! We will choose the best joke and make a video of it, just for you!"

"Give a man a cow, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to cow, and you've probably invented some crazy new dance called the cow'."