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Joke of the Day

"This joke was going to be about cheese... But it's not Gouda 'nuff."

"Jesus christ, guys! Can we stop arguing about politics for ONE second and change subject to something more lighthearted? So what are your guys' thoughts on abortion?"

"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"

"""Doesn't it feel good to Payless?"" no, i want to be rich & shop at good stores"

"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"

"""So you know how girls have XX chromosomes and guys have XY chromosomes?"" ...Asked the biologist. ""Well I want you to be my Y, cause I'd hate to ask you to be my X."""

"I'm surprised more killers haven't lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial"

"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."

"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"

"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings It's a complex complex complex."