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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone use question marks properly anymore."
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"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... Independent"
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"What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth? The night shift at Waffle House."
"Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in Texas? Well, well, well..."
"when is the only time you want a white point guard? When your sister comes home and says ""Im dating a point guard"""
"Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans? They get crabby! Badum tsss."
"""David you're late again!"" ""Sorry boss.."" [cut to: me running on all fours through a forest chasing deer] ""...traffic"""
"What do you call two pears? A pair."
"[Bee diary] Day one: met a really cute queen bee Day two: queen bee is now my gf Day three: my gf cheated on me with my 40,000 roommates"