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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? About a hundred bucks an hour."
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"Two computers are on a date. One says to the other, ""i'm not your type."""
"A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I'm not talking about the one who deserved it."
"I exercise religiously. I was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop."
"What do you call a big beefy doctor who also studies the weather in his spare time? A Meaty-urologist. ^^Don't^^shoot^^me^^..."
"An old lady at the gym told me her dad married her mom because she could catch chickens.... Pretty sure she had a pretty firm grip on something else too...."
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts."
"Why Russians never drive stick shift? They really hate Stalin"
"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how clumsy you are. *There, I've killed it. Move on /r/jokes, move on.*"
"Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr."