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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."

"So Nickelback walks into a bar... [xpost from r/funny] There's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny."

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 1. It used to be the joke was ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"" Now it's: if ya drug 'er, ya fug 'er."

"Broke up with my blind girlfriend She didn't see it coming"

"You can't compare Tim Cook and Donald Trump It's like comparing apples to oranges."

"ME: snakes are mean TEACHER: right ME: but it's not their fault. They have 2 ends & no legs TEACHER: ok ME: so the ends justify the mean"

"GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED"

"I'm famous people used to have talent years old."

"I like my cigarettes like my Instagram. \#nofilter Edit: learned formatting"

"I bring giant stuffed animals into carnivals so when I walk around people will think that I am good at something."