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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm uglier with my glasses on but I'm uglier with contacts in, too."
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"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"
"""youre acting like a big baby"" wow great observation dipshit i am basically a baby that has aged a lot and gained weight. we all are"
"I've got a job for Victoria... Well, *had* a job..."
"This generation will go down as, perhaps, the greatest in history at taking pictures of themselves."
"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile   ^^^^^^^^^^^[inb4^^repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/search?q=nun+on+a+wheelchair&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all)"
"What is brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre."
"What is the difference between 2 dicks, and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"Corduroy Pillow ""Did you guys hear about those new corduroy pillows?"" [silence] ""No? I heard they were making headlines"""
"[restaurant] *motions for waiter* Waiter! Bill please! *Bill comes out & dances embarrassingly to entertain me & the guests* Thanks Bill!"