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Joke of the Day
"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
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"I was raised by my grandfather clock because my biological clock was never there."
"What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous Anonymous"
"We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: ""I see dreadful people."""
"The world has become so politically correct these days... ...that you can't say black paint anymore... You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""
"In the medical community, death is referred to as ""Chuck Norris Disease"""
"I still don't understand why we are supposed to eat the tampon afterwards"
"An orchestra one-liner I popped off my g-string while fingering a minor"
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty."
"I bought some new shoes today from my dealer. The only problem is I don't know what she laced them with, and have been tripping all day."