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Joke of the Day

"what do pirates have with their fish tart arrrrrrrr sauce"

"hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield"

"""We need to talk"". Thought the caveman."

"I'm going to start a blog for irrational numbers... I think I'll call it the 3.1 forums..."

"They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past one present and no future."

"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."

"Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda"

"I haven't Seen my whole family since last year"

"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""

"Is cyanide the most efficient way to kill someone? Asking for a fiend."