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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl are your parents retarded? Because you're special."
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"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey? ""I guess you aren't up to par"""
"When a clown sheds its skin, it rubs its head against hard objects, causing the stretched skin to split. The skin is often left in one piece"
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They keep stealing the green cards."
"How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: ""You can't park anywhere near this place!"""
"Being married vs being gay: Either way you're going to have somebody stuck up your ass."
"In the Philosophers prison... I shank, therefore you are not"
"What do you call a well-written short story? Articulette"