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Joke of the Day
"What do you feed a fat vampire? One stake should be enough"
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"A student was writing all his answers in ||||| format... Teacher: What are you doing? Student: I am writing all my answers in bar code, so that no one can copy it... New Method of Answer"
"What is worse than 10 dead Babys on a Tree? 1 dead Baby on 10 Trees. I know I am going to hell for this."
"Why do women get so upset when they miscarry? They just can't come to terms with it"
"All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo."
"I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds."
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver? The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: ""Damn it!"" The bad sky diver goes ""Damn it!"" ::Whack::"
"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
"Yes hello 911, I put a smaller microwave inside a bigger microwave and now there's a wormhole in my kitchen"