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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter."

"Eastern Pun So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home. I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!"

"Have you heard of the new birth control for men? put a rock in your shoe and it will make you limp"

"i found out how to kill vegetarian vampires a steak to the heart"

"Given the number of tampon's wrappers in our trash either my wife is searching for the 1 with a Golden Ticket or shit just got real."

"Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"I'm really sick of my job. It's always ""copy this"", ""print that"", ""you left your bra in the break room again."""

"A guy walked into a bar. He was brought to the closest hospital quickly."

"Throwing handfuls of parmesan cheese at someone while yelling ""PARMAGEDDON!"" might just be the game-changer your Monday needs."