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Joke of the Day

"Eastern Pun So I'm in the habit of watching international TV channels when I'm at home. I've noticed that Dubai's networks don't ever broadcast The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do!"

"I don't know anything about golf... ...but I just watched it on TV for a couple minutes. It looks really easy. I'm sure I could get a very high score."

"Tip of the day: When there's a will...find a way to be in it!"

"Wife Wanted ad A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."" :p :D"

"What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck? a daeshcam"

"I'VE GOT (( PROBLEMS AND A STUCK SHIFT KEY IS ONE."

"I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money."

"When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it's a snaccident."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning :("

"Hey guys, I invented a new word! Plagiarism"