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Joke of the Day

"I'm really sick of my job. It's always ""copy this"", ""print that"", ""you left your bra in the break room again."""

"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."

"What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.? The Contrasection."

"A woman stumbles into the police headquarters....... And says ""Help me! I was raped by an Irishman!"" The police are quick to ask ""How do you know it was an Irishman?"" ""because I had to help him....."""

"Turtles think tortoises are pretentious as hell."

"Friend and I have been playing a new drinking game. We drink every time we need to mask the pain."

"What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse? Warren"

"God Bless You"

"What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend? My credit card bill."

"I use to know a classic rim shot joke, but...umm tiss"