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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... ....and says ""ouch""...."
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"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."
"Hell hath no fury like a white woman emailing Target after a bad shopping experience."
"What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook"
"I have a strange attraction to bananas. I don't know why, I just find it apeeling."
"What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar? a salad-manager"
"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""
"Scientists discover first gay dinosaur... Its official scientific name is Megasaurass"
"I went on a diet for 10 days. You know what I lost? 10 Days"
"What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood? Spaghetto"