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Joke of the Day

"Him:The seven dwarves were on a bus, they all started to feel Sleepy. So Sleepy got off. Me:Oh come on, man! That pun was Dopey!"

"dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance"

"There was a pair of Siamese triplets, but they wanted to be a pair. So they cut out the middle man."

"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."

"Two fish were in a tank... and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are around your throat, she is probably upset at you."

"Whats the difference between a pussy and a freezer? The Freezer dosen't fart when you take the meat out."

"What is French Super Mario's favorite board game? Le Ouija"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Who are we kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"How does a detective stay cool in hot summer? He works on a cold case."