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Joke of the Day

"There was a pair of Siamese triplets, but they wanted to be a pair. So they cut out the middle man."

"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"

"A kid locked the boys bathroom. Janitor tells him ""That was a dick move there son"". The Principal tells him ""Urine a lot of trouble son"" His friends are pissed at him"

"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."

"I really wish every time I insulted someone, you suddenly hear that ""Oooohhh"" the audience does in sitcom shows."

"Things Red Bull has given me: 1) jitters 2) diarrhea 3) a heart attack Things Red Bull has not given me: 1) wings"

"Rome wasn't built in a day... But it was built in Italy!!"

"What's funny about majorities? Most things."

"I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker."