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Joke of the Day
"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. - Banana, 2017"
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"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."
"What do you call it when someone has sex in exchange for spaghetti? Pastatution"
"Why do men like blowjobs? It's the only thing that they get something straight inside a woman's head."
"My friend told me a joke about a TV controller. It wasn't remotely funny."
"What do you call empathetic bovine? understand bull"
"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"
"Why does Torque live on campus? Because cross products don't commute!"
"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."
"Bumped into my Ex again. I should really move her to a different part of the freezer."