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Joke of the Day

"Why does Torque live on campus? Because cross products don't commute!"

"I got stung by a bee the other day..... 15 for a jar of honey!"

"What do you call the useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. 'Nuff said."

"When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha"

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread."

"Everyone said I should get a kid I really don't see what all the fuss is about. All mine does is ask 'How long until I can see my parents again?'"

"My boyfriend told me my stutter is cute I told him to f-f-f-fuck off"

"How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler"

"What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch? Namaste"

"What i if told you... You the read first line wrong... And the second... Yeah Downvote me because feel you stupid."