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Joke of the Day

"A Farmer and his cows A farmer counted his Cows before taking them to auction and counted 196 of them. But when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies"

"How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom."

"You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list."

"I was going to make a joke about a broken pencil... but it would be pointless."

"My watch broke a week ago I've been meaning to replace it but I don't have the time"

"If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?"

"Mexican & Black jokes are all the same, once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."

"My favorite part of church is when they pass around free money."

"I had a Muslim co-worker named ... Christian"