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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is like internet porn... I've seen the top scoring entries of all categories up to page 20."

"When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When its spray pump is out of order!"

"Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen."

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's meet up in the corner."

"5: Can you cut off the skin? Me: What? 5: *holds up sandwich* the skin M: The crust? 5: yeah M: No, and you sound like a serial killer."

"I sure hope skinny jeans are still in fashion. After all the calories I consumed over the holidays that's what all my pants are now."

"How do I feel about your goatee? I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that?"

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."

"What do you call a social networking site for women who love to masturbate? cunterest"

"WIFE:Did you get the spaghetti? ME:Better. WIFE:Better? ME:Look at this crazy, wild spaghetti I found outside! *hands just full of snakes*"