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Joke of the Day
"Why was Henry the Eighth so fat? Because he Tudor house."
Next Joke
"What did the bathtub say to the toilet? I get a lot of ass but I don't take no shit"
"How do you make an Italian plumber cry? You kill his family"
"My safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism. Don't worry. I never get laid."
"So, a girl was giving me a handjob... and I told her to stop because she was rubbing me the wrong way."
"what idiot caled it ""king arthur adn the knigts of the roumd table"" insted of a ""circumference sir conference"""
"I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person."
"Asians are so bad at driving... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident."
"How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards"
"""What's up, doc?"" says Bugs Bunny. ""Not you,"" laughs the doctor. ""Take these little blue pills."" *Looney Tunes music plays*"