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Joke of the Day

"The past, present and future walked into a bar... ... it was tense."

"Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!"

"There once was a lady from Madrass... There once was a lady from Madrass Who had a magnificent ass Not pretty and pink as you may think But had long ears and ate grass. Credit: Playboy, circa 1970s"

"""There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."""

"Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !"

"Yo mamma so ugly When one direction saw her they went in the other direction"

"I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !"

"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."

"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"