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Joke of the Day
"What does a woman say after three consecutive orgasms? You mean you don't know?"
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"I'm on a version of the Paleo Diet where I eat anything I want knowing that my fossilized remains will be plenty thin in 2.5 million years."
"Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs"
"The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them? El negro, el gringo y el chino."
"Have you heard of the new band The Transmission Lines? I hear they have so much potential."
"What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon? dis counts!!"
"What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!"
"No one knows if you're cool when you're a jew because backwards yarmulkes look the same as normal ones"
"Its ridiculous that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his anger issues and not for his amazing & realistic paintings of fake tunnels."
"I didn't know owls were religious Until someone told me they were a bird of pray"