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Joke of the Day
"What's a transgender's fabourite pokemon? Unknown"
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"My philosophy to everything I do are governed by the three E's Excellence, Efficiency, and Intelligence"
"Columbus: I claim this cake for Spain. Also these Slim Jims are for Spain, too. And maybe the me: dude, that's my mom's cassero- C: Spain."
"Everyone's like ""the things I want for Christmas can't be bought."" And I'm like ""Legos. I want legos."""
"Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour? CGI Friday's."
"You can never lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."
"How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."
"You should not throw stones at glass houses but they never said anything about the home owners."
"[Heaven] Me: What happened? God: You were sending a DM & got hit by a bus. Me: I only have one ques- God: Sorry, man. She was totes a dude."
"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."